In his daily Presidential briefing on COVID-19 this morning, President Trump said that he was signing an executive order mandating public schools across the country to hold classes 7 days a week until the missed days are all made up.
“The Department of Education has spent good money on these students, and we expect them to learn. Plus, the teachers have had quite a good paid vacation and we need to recoup that money.” The President continued, “I’ve directed Secretary DeVos to ensure that every school district in the nation complies in order to qualify for funding next year.”
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