Author: proudtexan

  • THE NEW-FANGLED GARLIC PRESS

    Well, sugar, let me tell ya a tale ‘bout somethin’ that happened not too long ago. Picture it: a quiet lil’ town in the heart of Texas, where the biggest excitement most days is when the mailman arrives, or when the tumbleweed rolls by just right. Now, in this sleepy town, there lived a sweet…

  • DISTRACTED YOUNG COWBOY LEARNS A VAULABLE LESSON

    DISTRACTED YOUNG COWBOY LEARNS A VAULABLE LESSON

    Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in the small, sun-baked town of Laredo, Texas, there was an old rancher named Hank and his tech-savvy grandson, Jake. Hank, a man of few words, had spent his life working on his vast ranch, riding horses, and tending to cattle, whereas Jake, fresh from college,…

  • HUSBAND GRANTS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WISH

    HUSBAND GRANTS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WISH

    Have you ever wanted to grant someone’s wish, even if it seemed unrealistic or unattainable? We often yearn to fulfill these wishes, regardless of their practicality. In this joke, a husband strives to fulfill his wife’s unique request, despite the challenges involved. He puts in commendable effort, though the outcome isn’t quite what he anticipated.…

  • A BLIND COWBOY VISITS TEXAS

    A BLIND COWBOY VISITS TEXAS

    A blind cowboy from Wyoming was intrigued by the saying “Everything is bigger in Texas,” decides to visit the Lone Star State to see if it’s true. As he boards the plane, he feels the seats and marvels, “Goodness, these seats are enormous!” A fellow passenger, overhearing him, chuckles and says, “You’re not in Texas…

  • IF NOAH’S ARK WAS IN MODERN TIMES

    IF NOAH’S ARK WAS IN MODERN TIMES

    Imagine if Noah’s Ark was in modern times. And the Lord said to Noah, “In one year, I will flood the earth. Build an Ark and bring in the creatures.” Noah, nodding, was handed divine blueprints. One year later, as storms brewed, Noah sat in his yard, surrounded by pairs of animals, each holding tiny…

  • 10 RULES FOR WIVES FROM 1955

    10 RULES FOR WIVES FROM 1955

    What do you think about these 10 rules for wives printed in Housekeeping Monthly (May 1955)? I don’t think this would go over too well these days. What do y’all think?

  • Wimberly Story Fest This Weekend

    Wimberly Story Fest This Weekend

    Don’t miss the exciting festival in Wimberley this weekend! This year, the event will be MC’d by our good friend Melvin E. Edwards, host of the “Real Life and Other Stories Podcast”. (Link here) Here are is part of the schedule. (Full schedule linked below) Enjoy! -Wimberley StoryFest 2023 Hill Country Heritage Gathering …featuring the…

  • 20 silly laws still on the books in Texas

    20 silly laws still on the books in Texas

    Texas is known for its rugged individualism and independent spirit, but did you know that some of the laws on the books are just plain silly? Today, we’re going to take a look at 20 of the most ridiculous laws and rules from cities and towns all over the Lone Star State. In El Paso,…

  • This is why Texans Hate Leaving Texas

    This is why Texans Hate Leaving Texas

    Once upon a time, there was a cowboy named Bill who lived in Belton, Texas. Bill was a proud Texan and loved to talk about his home state to anyone who would listen. One day, Bill decided to take a trip to New York City to see the sights and sounds of the big city.

  • Texas Legislature Passes Sweet Tea Freedom Act: Free Sweet Tea for All Texans!

    Texas Legislature Passes Sweet Tea Freedom Act: Free Sweet Tea for All Texans!

    (Austin, TX) – The Texas legislature has passed a new law that requires all restaurants in the state to offer free sweet tea to Texas residents with identification. The bill, known as the “Sweet Tea Freedom Act,” was signed into law by Governor Greg Abbott on April 1st, 2023. According to the bill, any Texan…

  • Texas Family Adventures: 10 Unforgettable Day Trips for You and Your Kids

    Texas Family Adventures: 10 Unforgettable Day Trips for You and Your Kids

    Texas, the Lone Star State, is a vast playground for families with kids. With our rich history, diverse landscapes, and thrilling attractions, there are endless opportunities for adventure and fun. In this article, we have compiled a list of our favorite 10 day trips in Texas that promise an unforgettable experience for the whole family.…

  • THERE ARE NOW 30 MILLION PEOPLE LIVING IN TEXAS

    THERE ARE NOW 30 MILLION PEOPLE LIVING IN TEXAS

    Everything is bigger in Texas, including the population. The state of Texas is home to an estimated 30 million people, according to recent reports. This represents a significant increase in the state’s population, which has been steadily growing in recent years. There are several factors that contribute to Texas’ popularity as a place to live…