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A LUCKY BREAK
Author Unknown Five local buckaroos were playing poker at the Silver Spur Saloon when one of the players, named Owen, loses five hundred dollars on a single hand. It was just too much for his weak old heart to take. As he clutched at his chest, he stood up and promptly dropped dead at the…
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You Know You’re In Texas When
AUTHOR UNKNOWN You only know five spices-salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over Wranglers and Cowboy Boots. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You have more miles on your tractor than your car. You have 10 favorite recipes for Deer meat. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating when…
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Soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas Told That Christians are Terroristic Threats
Are Christian soldiers going to be prosecuted if they tithe to their church? Donate to Republican politicians who are aligned with the Tea Party? According to the latest pre-deployment briefings soldiers are getting the answer is a shocking “YES”. Soldiers attending a pre-deployment briefing at Fort Hood say they were told that evangelical Christians and…
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Stranded in Belton, Texas
posted by staff (Belton, Texas) One evening a man saw an elderly old woman stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of the late afternoon, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her fancy car and got out. His old Pontiac was still…
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THE ORIGINAL CONSTITUTION (Excerpt)
By Robert G. Natelson Rob Natelson, the Independence Institute’s Senior Fellow in Constitutional Jurisprudence, is one of America’s best-known constitutional scholars. In opinions issued during the most recent U.S. Supreme Court term, he was cited 12 times in two separate cases. Rob was a law professor for 25 years, serving at three different universities. Among…
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A Mother’s Prayer
(Fort Worth, Texas) Did a mother’s prayer for her son save five or more lives? Read this article and decide for yourself. When Jestin Anthony Joseph walked into a McDonald’s and asked for a cup of water, that’s not all he was after. Witnesses say the 24-year-old soon pulled out a gun and pointed…
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SOLVING THE MILITARY BASE SHOOTING PROBLEM
by Dustin Hoyt (guest writer) The United States has seen two horrific shootings on military bases in recent years that have left civilians and soldiers dead, shot and killed inside of U.S. military installations at the hands of psychopaths possessing firearms. The question has been asked: What can be done to stop these attacks? Many…
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The Rancher and the Lawyer
posted by staff A big city lawyer went quail hunting in West Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a pasture on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, a crusty old rancher rode up and asked him what he was doing. The attorney responded,…
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Texas Man Announces He is Michelle Obama’s Son
posted by staff Johnnie Gooden Jr., a 29 year old African-American man, announced that he is the recently adopted son of first lady Michelle Obama. Gooden walked into a Chase bank in Bryan, Texas and tried to access Michelle Obama’s bank account claiming she recently adopted him via Facebook. Michelle Obama Chase bank went on…
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The Ghosts In My Life
by Julia Robb Reading one of my novels will take you on a ride through a supernatural theme park. That might seem odd because neither novel is about the supernatural. Scalp Mountain is an historical novel set on the Texas frontier in 1876. Saint of the Burning Heart is about relationships between Anglos and Hispanics…
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FYI (if you’re a teenage girl)
FYI (if you’re a teenage girl).