Tag: Farmer

  • Why We Shoot Deer In The Wild (As Opposed to Roping)

    Why we shoot deer in the wild: (A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well, and actually tried this)                I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill…

  • Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

    Author Unknown . A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Farmer: “Some things you just can’t explain.” Man: “So what happened that’s so horrible?” Farmer: “Well, today I was sitting by my…

  • I’m Fine!

    I’m fine …Author Unknown A farmer named Bubba had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot lawyer was questioning Bubba. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the lawyer. Bubba responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell…