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Win a Texas Ranch for Less Than a Fancy Latte!
MASON COUNTY, Texas — Picture this: a sprawling 76-acre ranch in the Texas Hill Country, complete with trees, a creek, and enough room to lose your car keys for a decade. Now imagine owning it for less than the cost of a steak dinner—or, let’s be real, a couple of those fancy artisanal coffees that…
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Waco’s Wild Walkabout: Kangaroos Say ‘G’day’ to Neighborhood Adventure
Police Chase Roos, Neighbors Grab Popcorn Forget Skibidi Toilet; Waco’s got a new viral sensation hopping its way to internet stardom! Two kangaroos, let’s call them DaBaby and Bingus (because who doesn’t name their marsupials after rappers?), staged a daring breakout from the Waco Wildlife Rescue last night (Sept 3, 2025), turning the city into…
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NEW TEXAS LAWS
Texas Legislative Update 2025: A Formal Yet Amusing Review Good people of Texas, the state legislature has delivered a collection of new statutes, effective September 2025, that are as multifaceted as a well-cut diamond and as lively as a honky-tonk on Saturday night. Permit me to guide you through this legal labyrinth with decorum and…
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Why Conspiracy Theorists Are Dead Wrong About the Texas Floods
No Evidence Links Weather Modification to Devastating Texas Floods in July 2025 In early July 2025, Texas experienced one of its most catastrophic natural disasters when flash flooding along the Guadalupe River claimed at least 134 lives, including 37 children, as of July 15. The floods, triggered by the remnants of a tropical storm that…
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Snakes, Spiders, and Stuffed Animals
I VOLUNTEERED FOR A WEEK. WHAT I NEVER EXPECTED, BUT WILL NEVER FORGET. By Ralph B. On the morning of July 5th, I woke up, picked up my phone from my nightstand, started scrolling, and was horrified at the devastation that had occurred overnight. I was compelled to do something. I HAD to do something.…
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Washed Away: The Stories and Names from Texas’ Catastrophic Floods
This is an ongoing list of the known victims of the catastrophic flooding that struck Central Texas on July 4, 2025. The information has been compiled from public reports, news articles, and social media updates. If you have additions, corrections, or more details about any individuals listed, please email admin@iamatexan.com. This list will be updated…
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Free Download of Rising from the Flood (Song)
A friend who chooses to remain anonymous since he did the majority of the production of “Rising From the Flood” using AI tools is giving his MP3 away since it’s touched so many Texans. Here is your free MP3 download: (right click then choose “save as” to download)
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Texas Flood Relief: How You Can Help Victims of the Central Texas Floods
Kerrville Community Rallies to Support Flood Victims KERRVILLE, Texas – Following the devastating floods that hit Central Texas on July 4 and 5, 2025, Kerrville residents and organizations are mobilizing to provide essential support to those impacted. From monetary donations to hot meals and pet rescues, here’s how you can help our neighbors in Kerr…
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DISTRACTED YOUNG COWBOY LEARNS A VAULABLE LESSON
Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in the small, sun-baked town of Laredo, Texas, there was an old rancher named Hank and his tech-savvy grandson, Jake. Hank, a man of few words, had spent his life working on his vast ranch, riding horses, and tending to cattle, whereas Jake, fresh from college,…
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HUSBAND GRANTS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WISH
Have you ever wanted to grant someone’s wish, even if it seemed unrealistic or unattainable? We often yearn to fulfill these wishes, regardless of their practicality. In this joke, a husband strives to fulfill his wife’s unique request, despite the challenges involved. He puts in commendable effort, though the outcome isn’t quite what he anticipated.…
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A BLIND COWBOY VISITS TEXAS
A blind cowboy from Wyoming was intrigued by the saying “Everything is bigger in Texas,” decides to visit the Lone Star State to see if it’s true. As he boards the plane, he feels the seats and marvels, “Goodness, these seats are enormous!” A fellow passenger, overhearing him, chuckles and says, “You’re not in Texas…
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IF NOAH’S ARK WAS IN MODERN TIMES
Imagine if Noah’s Ark was in modern times. And the Lord said to Noah, “In one year, I will flood the earth. Build an Ark and bring in the creatures.” Noah, nodding, was handed divine blueprints. One year later, as storms brewed, Noah sat in his yard, surrounded by pairs of animals, each holding tiny…