An elderly man in Plano, Texas calls his son who is working in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!” “Dad, what are you talking about?” […]

Dear Diary, Just moved to Texas! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful, I’ve finally found my home, I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned […]

Several Texans were sitting around in the Fort Worth Texas Stock Show Sale Barn waiting for the lightweight calves to run through. Suddenly a Cell Phone rings out disturbing the Auction. One of the Cowboys answers it…Cowboy: “Hello?”Wife: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the Salebarn?”Cowboy: “Yep.” Wife: “Great! I am at the Mall a […]

Author Unknown Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He […]

Joe Rogan invited Texas native Wesley Hunt onto his podcast to talk about the influx of Californians moving to Texas. The conversation was definitely an interesting one, and worth your time. Get out the popcorn and enjoy!

Democrat Beto O’Rourke was escorted out of Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott’s press conference Wednesday after he showed up and heckled the governor in the middle of an update on the elementary school massacre in Uvalde. As Abbott was finishing his remarks to reporters, O’Rourke, the Democratic candidate for governor, stood up and began speaking […]

by Trey Preston Garden Snakes also known as Garter Snakes can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out […]

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and […]

I purchased a normal Whataburger at Whataburger for $2.08. The counter girl took my $5 bill and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed […]