From Stephen A.
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, CBS is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style!”
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville… They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas …
Each will be driving a pink 1964 Volkswagen Van with bumper stickers that read:
“I love New York”
“Jane Fonda is my Hero”
“I love the Dixie Chicks”
“Boycott Beef”
“I Voted for Obama”
“George Strait Sucks”
“Hillary in 2016”
And…
“I’m here to confiscate your guns”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
I’d watch it.
God Bless Texas!