You Know You’re In Texas When

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• You only know five spices-salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce and ketchup.
• You design your Halloween costume to fit over Wranglers and Cowboy Boots.
• The mosquitoes have landing lights.
• You have more miles on your tractor than your car.
• You have 10 favorite recipes for Deer meat.
• You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating when it was 90 degrees outside.
• Driving is better after it’s rained because the potholes are filled with mud and you don’t have to take those backroads to go “mudding.”
• You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
• You owe more money on your bulldozer than your car.
• The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1 page,
• but requires 6 pages for local sports.
• You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
• At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
• The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
• Your leaf-blower gets stuck on the roof.
• You think the start of Deer season is a national holiday.
• You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the coyotes won’t prowl on your deck.
• You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
• The major county fund-raiser isn’t bingo – it’s sausage making.
• You find 70 degrees Fahrenheit a little chilly.
• The trunk of your car doubles as a sauna.
• You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
• You know 4 seasons – Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Deer Season
• You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Texan friends.

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Don’t let the cold weather keep you down. This Christmas Season, display this one-of-a-kind ornament on your tree.
The Bluebonnet ornament has seeds embedded within the paper so
next year you can plant the ornament to have beautiful Texas Bluebonnets around your house.
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