Author: proudtexan

WATCH: “You’re a stupid Son of a …” Beto O’Rourke crashes Uvalde press conference and all chaos breaks loose

Democrat Beto O’Rourke was escorted out of Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott’s press conference Wednesday after he showed up and heckled the governor in the middle of an update on the elementary school massacre in Uvalde. As Abbott was finishing his remarks to reporters, O’Rourke, the Democratic candidate for governor, stood up and began speaking […]

Garter (Garden) Snakes can be super deadly

by Trey Preston Garden Snakes also known as Garter Snakes can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out […]

She wanted to go fishing

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and […]

The New New Math

I purchased a normal Whataburger at Whataburger for $2.08. The counter girl took my $5 bill and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed […]