Author: proudtexan

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in the small, sun-baked town of Laredo, Texas, there was an old rancher named Hank and his tech-savvy grandson, Jake. Hank, a man of few words, had spent his life working on his vast ranch, riding horses, and tending to cattle, whereas Jake, fresh from college,…

Have you ever wanted to grant someone’s wish, even if it seemed unrealistic or unattainable? We often yearn to fulfill these wishes, regardless of their practicality. In this joke, a husband strives to fulfill his wife’s unique request, despite the challenges involved. He puts in commendable effort, though the outcome isn’t quite what he anticipated.…

A blind cowboy from Wyoming was intrigued by the saying “Everything is bigger in Texas,” decides to visit the Lone Star State to see if it’s true. As he boards the plane, he feels the seats and marvels, “Goodness, these seats are enormous!” A fellow passenger, overhearing him, chuckles and says, “You’re not in Texas…

Imagine if Noah’s Ark was in modern times. And the Lord said to Noah, “In one year, I will flood the earth. Build an Ark and bring in the creatures.” Noah, nodding, was handed divine blueprints. One year later, as storms brewed, Noah sat in his yard, surrounded by pairs of animals, each holding tiny…

What do you think about these 10 rules for wives printed in Housekeeping Monthly (May 1955)? I don’t think this would go over too well these days. What do y’all think?

Texas is known for its rugged individualism and independent spirit, but did you know that some of the laws on the books are just plain silly? Today, we’re going to take a look at 20 of the most ridiculous laws and rules from cities and towns all over the Lone Star State. In El Paso,…

Once upon a time, there was a cowboy named Bill who lived in Belton, Texas. Bill was a proud Texan and loved to talk about his home state to anyone who would listen. One day, Bill decided to take a trip to New York City to see the sights and sounds of the big city.